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ABC Observes:
Around Norway - here you can have sex tonight!

Innovation Norway plays on sex to get tourists to come to Norway. But in this country, we know that the whole country can be considered an erogenous zone.

NORWAY TRAVEL: Not only Trollpikken in Rogaland, but the whole of Norway is an erogenous zone, we are to believe the Swedish Map Agency's place name database.Photo: Ingve Aalbu / NTB scanpix
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In recent years, both Ola and Kari have taken the Trollpikken in their mouths.

For Valentine's Day itself on February 14, Innovation Norway took the plunge and launched an assault on the whole world with an invitation to be sex-inspired for a trip to Norway with the hope that trolls will get word of mouth.

Getting tourists to come to Norway to be inspired by "the Troll's dick" is unlikely to fulfill Prime Minister Erna's famous New Year's wish that the birth rate in Norway must be increased. It does little to increase the number of conceptions in the country as long as the children are born and grow up in currencies other than the Norwegian krone.

Sexpiration

Fortunately, in this country, we have centuries-old sex inspiration sites for use far outside the fertile villages in Hardanger to resort to:

While the government-financed innovation office offers tourists experiences for fun and joy, the Mapping Authority's searchable place name archive itself can offer Norwegian place names that can inspire the same.

It fully shows that our forefathers and mothers were also concerned with the pleasures of the underbelly, no matter where they were in Norway.

Norwegian journey

For Norwegians, trips to Norway are short-distance experiences, and that's good for all kinds of climates.

For inspiration, we have therefore - among many - searched for the following recommended sex travel destinations in the place name archive:

Knullane in Volda, Knullskardet in Melhus, Knullerne outside Larvik, Knullen in Bykle, Pulmanki in Tana, Pullujoki in Kåfjord.

Fittsprettåsen and Fittsprettmyra in Aurskog-Høland, Fitjegga in Meldal, Fitjar.

Kuknuten in both Eigersund and Sokndal, Kuklumpen in Grane, Kukleivåsen in Enebakk, Kukkeluren in Eid, Kukjelåsen in Meldal, Kukmyran in Surnadal, Kukleppen in Leka.

Brøstet in Eidsvoll, Brøstdalen, Brøstkampen and Nedre Brøstet in Rauma.

Rumpetjønnheia in Åseral, Rumpethei in Vennesla, Rumpene in Volda, Rumpevikane in Vågsøy, Rumpen in Flekkefjord, Rumpebotnen in Gulen, Store Rumpemosen in Aremark, Rumpeskeret in Aukra, Rumpene in Herøy, Rumpelia in Sortland.

And since we don't want to favor or exclude anyone - neither he, she or her - more than others on this guided sex tour:

Analyst at Aremark.

Good trip!

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